Mark Morfey

WELCOME

Mark Morfey is a PGA Golf Professional and stand-up comedian. Contact Mark for your 2008 golf outing! A comedy show and/or golf clinic is a big hit. Mark is featured in the 2005 book "The Comedy Thesaurus" by Judy Brown.

"His comedy is like a good martini ---- very dry, yet refreshing!"

WHAT'S IN THE NEWS

All Mark Morfey needed was a sign. For many years the veteran PGA member thought that his personality might make him a candidate for a second career in entertainment - specifically, stand-up comedy.

In 2003 he started doing it -

No joke...

read more about it...

Listen To A Clip From Mark's CD

	MARK MORFEY LIVE (Video)
	GAMBLING
	BLIND DATE
	MARK ON GOLF
	HIGH SCHOOL

a work of art

Mark is now teaching golf at Belk Park in Wood River, IL.
E-Mail or call him for a golf lesson.

HIGHLIGHTS

Upcoming Show... May 2 at Six Strings in Bloomington, IL

Mark is a contributing comedy writer for National Radio!

Click Here For Mark's New Mailing Address!

Mark will be a comedy guest again on the Bob and Tom Radio Show, Thursday April 3, 2008.

Contact Mark about your 2008 Golf Outings.

See Belk Park Golf Course and lesson info at www.belkpark.com

RANDOM THOUGHTS OF THE WEEK

I gave a golf lesson to Senator Larry Craig years ago and I told him then
that his STANCE was too wide!

I'm taking Lunesta and LeVitra now and I can't wait to sleep with somebody!

I slept with the lady that does my taxes and she recommended that I file for an EXTENSION?

I could never be a pallbearer because death scares me and I hate helping people move!